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VURAngeL
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It seems we have lots of talented writers and artists in our midst.  some of us didn't even know we had it in us. I've decided to create a thread for poetry and art. It may be your own or poetry of others you may enjoy. Like in the dedications section you may dedicate poems and artwork to our lovelies. The war between heaven and Hell is over, so let’s just enjoy ourselves by immortalizing in prose our  lovelies.  I’ve arranged the poems in the order they appeared.
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The poem that started it all




The Tee Shirt By VurAngel

The shirt touches his neck
and smooths over his back.
It slides down his sides.
It even goes  below his belt—
down into his pants.
Lucky shirt.


A blue  t-shirt, what a special joy
And, oh, what pleasure any day would be--
Much grander than with any other toy--
Just you, my imagination, and you in your blue tee!




 
Another T-shirt poem by Ender Hanim
(dedicated to the Hotness, of course)

T-shirts: blue or black,
good they are not slack.
Your torso, what a sight!
It's our great delight.
And now a purple tee!
Is there more to see?
Our imagination's burning,
Every time you're body's turning
'Round and 'round in bed.
Despite you looking sad
we are very glad
to catch a glimpse of you,
purple, black or blue.



Shirt or Body by Meryem-Naj abla

A man as fine as you is hard to find
Not to admire you, one has to be blind

All your t-shirts are lovely, it's true
But credit should be given where credit is due

It's your body not the shirts that is sublime
God oh God! Why couldn't you be mine?


The Unbearable Lightness of Being...... Green   By VURAngeL
 
As they opened the iron door
Our jaws dropped to the floor.
That which had caught our attention,
Do we even have to mention?
Your forest green shirt.

Another green shirt was present
but it wasn't quite as pleasant.
For some kind of twisted fate
Many that one celebrate.


Every time you walk on screen,
Although now you're barely seen.
Those 30 seconds make us swoon
Like a bride in her honeymoon.


Mighty Chest Hair  By Munir-ViviSoraya

When I go to bed at night
Sometimes a strange thing happens
It's like a mirage starts behind my eyelids
It's you Mighty Chest Hair

I lay there, full of shivers
Thinking how mesmerizing it would be
If for a minute, I could run my fingers
Through you Mighty Chest Hair

Paris of Troj started a war for Helen
I could do the same and more
Without any doubt or guilt
For you Mighty Chest Hair


Untitled by Meryem- Naj abla

I crave your mouth, your face, your chest hair,
Starving, I prowl, down in Hell with my mates,
Food does not satisfy me, flames burn me,
Still I wait for a photo of you all day!


Ode to the Hottest Lips on Earth  By Ender Hanim
 
I admit that I really like kissing,
But I didn’t know what I’m missing,
Until I saw the hottest lips on Earth.

I would love to run my fingertips
Over our beloved hottest lips
(Although the chest hair would do too).

I imagine they taste like wine
So licking them would be just fine
(And I’d try to stick my tongue inside).

I hope I’m a better kisser than a poet though
But if I’m not, then you should know
There’s plenty of women in a hellish row.


A scar- By Kristen-Homewrecker

I wished on a star
that nothing would mar
his beautiful face
especially the scar
that I love from afar


Untitled By Selim-Newy

Roses are red,
violets are blue,i love Vural's scar
and so should you!

It makes him look HOT
and SEXY too
all i want to do
is kiss him till he turns blue!  




Your Scar By VurAngel

I'd love for you to tell me, how you got that scar.
the one I'd make a wish on were it a shooting star.
Even if it breaks my heart while driving in my car.
I must know. Did it happen with a crow bar, or while fighting in a bar?

The stitches so uneven, Oh so far apart,
Remind me of a nose on a Picasso work of art.
They have haunted my heart, my dreams and eyes
Right from FGSN?"s  very early start.

Must go the the Bazaar now, It isn't very far.
I'd like to have a chocolate bar.
While staring at that scar.


Before I go there's something I must say.
Even if your name was Bart or if you liked to fart.
As long as I could gaze upon that scar.
You'd be the owner of my heart.


A combination of my daily thoughts: Vural and Pathology.
Here I go:

Vulnus Lacerum By Munir-ViviSoraya

If you were a vulnus punctum
You'd be a stab wound,
If you were a vulnus sclopetarium
You'd be a gunshot,
But you're just a vulnus lacerum
Beautiful, sexy, little scar!

I look at you: uneven, badly sutured
and thank the clueless intern that created you
Because what would life be like
If my eyes could not rest upon
You, oh handsome laceration!



The scar By Meryem -Naj Abla
 
Sexy scar in a beautiful face
cannot but look at you
You're the star I love to watch
No matter what I do

You're a beauty, wild so wild
The master of our hearts, with no decree
Sexy scar in the middle of your face
Robs none of your hotness, we all agree!



The poem which prompted the war.

By mukadaxxx

Grass are green, skies are blue
vural is so ugly but you guys have no clue.
you think he taste like honey
but i think he smells funny
he has six toes as big as his nose
if you smell his feet you'll never be able to eat
he might have lice and is scared of mice
but i know you will still love him i admit you're a lost case.


Reply By Ender Hanim

You know, we have to be sincere.
None of us have shed a tear
Because of poems of heavenly dwellers
Who are just a bunch of nonsense sellers.
Common, there's no such thing at their Kerim
Like Vural's scar that makes us dream.





Bugbear By VurAngel


Do you remember when you were  tha man?
Before your obsession with Fatmagul began?
Where did you go?  You were gone one day
Then after that you were never okay.
Following the misses from here to there
And still you get nothing, well, maybe clean underwear.
You look like an angel with gel in your hair but
The hair on your back makes you look like a bear
Tears flow from your eyes.  Severe pain in one ear?
Your ears, won’t even go there or I’ll need a beer.
They instill fear. Let’s be sincere.
Crying and crying and then storming out
Please tell me man…what’s that all about?
How's Heaven? I hear it's boring up there
Since all they care about is your longhair.
And they should cause without it
You’d look like a bugbear.



By Meryem- Naj Abla

A little poem for Heaven people:

People of Heaven are not nice
They attacked us and we shan't say it twice
Although our heart is big and cool as ice
Defamation of the Hotness shall have a price!



Vural O Vural By Mukadaxxx

head extra large on a body extra small
34 episodes but only seen you cry and crawl
actually your not a good actor at all
but i might use you as a mannequin in a mall

no facial expressions what so ever
yet they call you so hot and clever
your chance with me is always never
you are so cold you make me shiver



To Mukaddess: By Meryem- Naj  Abla

With Kerim you are obsessed
Yet he prefers a woman with smaller breasts
Shame your hooters do you no good
Although you did with them everything you could!



Vural is HOT By Selim-Newy

Vural is HOT
Kerim is NOT
Vural gives you THRILLS
Kerim has no SKILLS
Vural has a mouth tastes like sugar
Kerims mouth taste like a sewer
Vural may lack in height
but Kerim lacks in sight
Vural is a HUNK
Kerim looks like a skunk
Vural is one of a kind
too bad heaven is blind!!!


War and piss By Munir- ViviSoraya

Heaven and Hell are in a war
The biggest and craziest of all
Downstairs Commander is VurAngel
Upstairs Mukko was declared Archangel

It started and now it won't stop
Every now and then a poem will pop
I expected blood, that would be fair
I only got shiny, long, black hair

They were ripped out of Kero's head
By the hand of Devil's Advocate
He was so jealous all along
Now Mukko will sing a teary song!



There once was a woman from the other side   By Kristen-Homewrecker
Who was so sure of herself and so full of pride
She chose the wrong guy
But was way too shy
To admit she'd rather be vural's bride




Another poem for Muko:
 By Meryem- naj Abla

We were happy, minding our own business
Admiring our hero, who render us breathless
When you barged in here without any justice
To commence a war that WE will keep bloodless!


 Sad attempt to a rebuttal: By Linnemer


All pretty people from hell
worshiping a shrimp with lots of hair gel
don’t you see he is just a grown-up emo
and no comparison to our monumental primo
I wonder if he even has balls
Hides under the bed when the duty calls
Our hero has hair of a lion, I meant heart
He has looking sexy down to an art
Come on, let’s make peace and agree
together worship the real man on our knee



Vural is like a crying buffalo  By SM
his body hair makes him look like gruffalo
Have you ever wondered why is he is so rich?
That's cuz he sells his body hair every week
He is nothing less than a freak
waiting from the hospital to be released
but I have no fear
my Kerim will take care
he protects those whom he loves
and his actions speaks louder than his words
As for Vural than he is a sold out
because yasrans are his friends
and he will join them soon
Evet there is no doubt
Whilst Vural is dellusional about his hotness
every girl wants a husband like Kerim Ilgaz



Victory and Peace By VurAngel

Now that the war we have won.
And to beat you was such fun.
We can finally take a rest.
And  go back to what we do best.
Continue to praise with madness
Vural’s never ending hotness.
Oh people of heaven,  to you your hairy beast
To us our tiny yet delightful feast.
Let’s make peace and let our love
For our lovelies forever increase.


Let it also be known, that we would have never attacked Kerim
Had Muko not thrown the first poop. We therefore sign a peace agreement and make this neutral ground for all to enjoy equally.

Have fun.....




Tormented.

Bugra’s Soft lips
A perfect ellipse
From which nectar drips
And our senses grip.
Sinful thoughts of our desires
Bitter sweet like pomegranates
Their sensuous bliss.
Launch us into an abyss.
There we lay amiss.
And struggle in ecstasy
Drowning in our fantasy.







Fortune Teller Globe By munir-Vivisoraya

More spherical than Earth
It doesn't lack in girth
It's leading and we follow
Oh God, don't think we're shallow

We're folks of poems and art
Forget the "HOTNESS" part
Of course we admire your mind
But we're fools for your "behind"





Your Peach By VurAngel

Like a fresh peach,
Your fine butt, once in motion
Causes quite the commotion.
Like waves upon the beach.
As it shakes from side to side.

Bend over and it’s over.
Its Roundness, its firmness
Oh, it leaves us wordless.
Left  to right, such a sight,
Like from Turkish delight,
Couldn’t  take just one bite.

Each cheek carefully crafted,
By the highest, the master.
Please don’t shake it any faster,
Might cause a natural disaster.



Untitled by Selim-Newy

As i'm sitting here
trying to write a poem
about Vural's behind
i'm trying to find the right words to describe
the hottness's  butt
that has conquered my mind!

It looks small and round
firm and tight
when he wiggles it from left to right.

Oh how i wish
i had the chance
to pinch a little
the hotness's rear end.


I'm drooling now
so please forgive me BUGRA
don't be scared
i'm really only one of your biggest fans
along with the rest of my devil friends!





For Munir




A sort of Ode to Baldness    By VurAngel

Domes that shine are very nice.                            
And Oh so trouble free.
Who needs a comb or pesky lice?        
Not I. Don’t know about thee.          

The ladies seem to like it too.
You men just have no clue.
For if you did you’d clearly see          
That what I say it’s true.

I’m kidding no one but myself
I used to have such luscious hair
But one by one they’ve disappeared
As if I rubbed my head with Nair
And now all that is left is what grows inside my ears.








Momma's Boy by VurAngel

I tell you without shame.
I Am a momma’s boy.
I know you think that makes me lame.
But did YOU have any cool toys?

She calmed me with a Pacifier.
And soothed my rash with baby powder.
She never spanked me on the heinie.
Even if I acted whiney.

I really love my mom, she’s great
But now I find me in a mess.
I hope I don’t have to confess.
Or I will die from all this stress.



bOObs By VurAngel

Mukaddes has boobs that wobble.
Especially if she gets in a squabble.
They should be in the hall of fame
And they put Gullie's to shame.

They are gravity defying
if they weren't we'd be crying.
Try looking in her eyes,
When having a conversation.
Those things can break your concentration.

I wish i had boobs that awesome.
But mine have yet to blossom.
For the time being I'll just stuff
So that they'll look big enough.




Brink of Madness By VurAngel

The sounds were Oh so maddening
Had no clue what was happening.
In my head a constant hammering.
From Selim's incessant babbling.

His face just looked so chunky.
Sitting, staring like a monkey.
His face meeting my fist...
I just could not resist.

Perhaps it was the hunger
that which set me asunder.
It could have been the fear,
ever drawing so near.

Although i do feel sorry.
It was quite necessary.
Now please, I'd like my mommy.
Or at least some nice pastrami.





No Laughing matter by VurAngel

There once was a lady
who raised a cry baby.
Her husband a cheater?
Definitely, not maybe.

She had lots of wrinkles
and had lost her twinkle.
She had a bald brother,
My mother's lover.  

Her son got locked up
because he *&%@#! up
So they had a meeting
and while she was sitting.
She burst into laughter
Heard in the hereafter.

After.....and after!







Regret and Revenge by VurAngel

He was a man of the sea.
And had a girl who loved him
As far as the eye could see.
But the boys of summer
Took hold of his lover
And so he set her free.

He now feels regret
And can not forget
The eyes of his lover
And that fateful summer.

Hungry for revenge
He lurks in the distance.
In order to avenge
The bane of his existence.



 TWO DADS by VurAngel

Murat has a dad
who REALLY loves plaid
He's a bit silly
which makes people weary.

He married a witch
who had to get hitched
As she was knocked up
By a total schmuck.

Which brings me to salih,
Oh what a dally.
Always in heat like a cat in an alley.

then we have Mukoo,
who's totally coo-coo.
Oh Murat, our little brat,
Has no idea, he has two dads.





For Our Hell By Murat the brat

Sorry for what i did
It was a freaky deed
I didn't mean it
It wasn't my fault

I am munir's puppy
He makes me scary
I was forced to obey
He is the enemy



Don't rain on my Hell-Parade By Munir-Vivisoraya

Oh beautiful Hell I miss you
If you where still available I'd kiss you
But you're gone and us, the devils
We're all reaching now, new levels

Levels of true, black desperation
But I'll make you a confession
Hell may be gone, but as long as we're together
There can be no rainy weather




The Abc's of Vural

Addictive, Beautiful, Confused, Depressed ,Exotic, Flawless, Grieving, Hot , Incandescent, Juicy, Knotty, Lying, Mysterious, Nostalgic, Obscenely  Hot, Pislik, Quiet, Short, Torturous, Unattainable, Vural, Well-made, Young and yummy, Zonked


Sexy mouth  By Meryem-Naj abla

His sexy mouth is God's creation
It's delicious, it's sensual, it's all temptation
From afar, I hunger for it. What a situation!
In my dreams, we kiss a lot and it's quite the celebration!!!




BUGRA'S MOUTH! By Selim-Newy

Every time i look at Bugra's mouth
my hormones start pouring out.
His mouth looks so yummy
and makes my imagination go naughty.
His lips are made for kissing
his body looks like a painting
makes all females
around him start fainting.
In conclusion Bugras mouth is made to give satisfaction
without taking any precautions.


Untitled  By Munir Vivisoraya

Your lips are made of clouds
Harvested by feathered babies
They serve all kinds of crowds
Tonight no "if"s, no "maybe"s

Because deep down we all know
(Now prepare to take a bow)
That having Vural tonight,
Will make your tomorrow all right!


To the Hotness... With Love!  by Meryem-Naj abla

We all love you, you should know it
Hell is your kingdom, you should come enjoy it
Angel started it all
i.e. the obsession since fall
She says she would carry you in her pocket if she could
I believe her and so you should
Munir threw all caution to the wind
Wants to get pregnant and have your kids
Selim dreams about your chest hair
he doesn't know where he goes neither does he care
Over your mouth Mereym completely lost her mind
She went coocoo and should be confined
The eye of Ender is on your manly tools
To check them out she would even risk prison rules
Kristen sleeps with your picture every night
And to see reason with her all day we have to fight
Left is Murat, the innocent one
As for the rest of us, nothing can really be done!



In the Night

Every time he closes his eyes
He sees the same threat
It's her face, his heart it ties
And makes him pay his debt

He can never be alone
That face is always there
Her features are as cold as stone
She longs for what is fair

She comes each night to see him pay
For all the pain he caused
She won't be gone, there she will stay
His torture won't be paused.






Me, the cheater By Meryem- Naj abla

After 40+ years of no hanky panky
If I don't get any, I get really cranky

I am a cheater, what can I do?
Although Vuvu is man enough, I must have Kadir too!

Remember that day I said I was Home?
I was in Izmir and I wasn't alone!

I want to slap myself on the cheek, on the head
When I do this, I wish I was dead!

It's a fact: I am crazy about you!
Why do I do this, I have no clue!

I want to change and be good
It's a must and I know I should

But before I take any oath
I have a question: Can I have you both?








Swollen love spuds
 by VURAngeL

The baldness turned to Boldness
As you went in for the kiss.
Instead you felt a coldness
from your head down to your knees.
 
At first you thought "she'll never find them"
And you grinned from cheek to cheek
But eventually she grabbed them
and you let out a big squeak.

Your love spuds,once 2 tiny milk duds
Now swollen like cannon balls.
You try to walk, you try to crawl,
But all you can do is sit on ice....in the tub.



Ball squeeze  by Meryem-Naj abla

Did you have to squeeze so bad?
What did I do to make you mad?

I feel as if my balls were on fire!
I wonder if any babies I’ll ever sire!

Honey, I may be the biggest pislik
But you’re forgetting your past a little too quick!


Parental Advisory*

My gadgets are blue By Munir- ViviSoraya

My gadgets are blue
Thanks to Asu
Her fingers grabbed my precious
Damn her she is so malicious

All day I've been sitting on ice
To comfort my "devise"
But the pain just won't go
I'm going to kill that pislik "ho".



Crushed Balls  By Selim-Newy


Munir thinks his hot
but he's just an old fart
When he sees young girls
he gets all horny
takes a couple of Viagra
and becomes Mr.Porny
Asu was a surprise
she was a whore
Munir thought
he had her for sure.
She grabbed his balls
and squeezed them so tight
his dirty thoughts flew away
he even lost his sight
His tools got crashed
and that's a problem
since they were small in size
wonder if they will ever be able to rise!








From Vural to Fatmagul

Anguish By VURAngeL

I'm Tortured, by the hate that fills your eyes
I'm Haunted by the screams of all the dreams
That because of me You failed to realize .
I'm Afraid,of all that surrounds me
Unable to neither face it nor escape it.
I search endlessly and desperately for your forgiveness
Without knowing how to or Where to begin.
Where can it be found? By that tree?
At the shore, near the sea?
My tears are the one thing I still can feel
the only thing that still feels real.
Believe me, It would not ease the pain
If a thousand times those words I heard you say
A thousand times you'd say those words in vain
Because as God is my witness
even if earned your forgiveness,
I could never earn my own.












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VURAngeL
 Kerim Ilgaz
courtesy of a fan on FB







Vural Namli
courtesy of Munir- Vivi Soraya







Vural Namli
Courtesy of Vurangel
Inspired by Modigliani and Picasso





The love Dance- Vural and Meryem
courtesy on Meryem Naj-Abla and her very talented Children


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Münir-ViviSoraya
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Since in Hell we have our own government, I made a (very original) poster of our President:
I can resist anything but temptation..
-Oscar Wilde
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VURAngeL
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Nice! what type of government do we have?

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I can resist anything but temptation..
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VURAngeL
I already posted your poems and the 2 renditions of vural. If there's anything else you can move it there.  I sent a message to Erkan about the kick back to the 1st page. We'll see if he can fix it so we can continue on here. otherwise we'll continue opening circles till we get kicked out.
I'm hoping the art thread will support some of the weight of Hell somehow.
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Meryem-Naj Abla
Very nice thread. Thank you Vurangel. The last poem puts a great end to the war. Love it!
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VURAngeL
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Yeah! I hate war and most of the reasons they're fought for. Even a 1 day war is just too long.




For Munir




A sort of Ode to Baldness    By VurAngel

Domes that shine are very nice.                            
And Oh so trouble free.
Who needs a comb or pesky lice?        
Not I. Don’t know about thee.          

The ladies seem to like it too.
You men just have no clue.
For if you did you’d clearly see          
That what I say it’s true.

I’m kidding no one but myself
I used to have such luscious hair
But one by one they’ve disappeared
As if I rubbed my head with Nair
And now all that is left is what grows inside my ears.


 
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SELIM-newy
Angel you rock!!Nice thread!!Munir your poster is great and so is your pic of Vural Angel!I am speechless with the munir poem,and the second pic of Munir is frightening!
i LOVE THIS FORUM!
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Meryem-Naj Abla
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Ha ha ha!  What a poem!!!
Is that Munir in the 2nd pic? OMG I prefer him with no hair!
Meryem3
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I can resist anything but temptation..
-Oscar Wilde
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VURAngeL
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Momma's Boy

I tell you without shame.
I Am a momma’s boy.
I know you think that makes me lame.
But did YOU have any cool toys?

She calmed me with a Pacifier.
And soothed my rash with baby powder.
She never spanked me on the heinie.
Even if I acted whiney.

I really love my mom, she’s great
But now I find me in a mess.
I hope I don’t have to confess.
Or I will die from all this stress.





I apologize to Engin Ozturk for the portrait. I am NOT an artist. I'm just goofing around on my day off. painter
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Kristen-Homewrecker
This section is such a wonderful place to hang out  Thanks angel  
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<quote author="VurAngel2000">
Momma's Boy


SmileyCentral.com

Hope my kids love me like Selim loves his momma!
i LOVE THIS FORUM!
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Münir-ViviSoraya
Even though I rightly belong in Hell, I also like Heaven!
So there's a sketch of Heaven's Boy.
I hope you'll like it.

I can resist anything but temptation..
-Oscar Wilde
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VURAngeL
Very nice job! I think Mukaddes will be really pleased.  Now she can return the ones she stole from FB.
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mukadaxxx
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yaaay munir thank you i was waiting for a sketch from you but pretended like i didnt care. you have earned you citizenship of heaven.

and angel i really love the pictures you drew of selim, vural and KERIM so i decided to also post KERIM's picture here as well


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Münir-ViviSoraya
See Mukko?
Deep down we are good Sinners!
I picked a pic where Kerim is laughing for a change, he has a great smile..
I can resist anything but temptation..
-Oscar Wilde
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mukadaxxx
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am guessing this is the pose of the sketch you made
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Re: Poetry And Art Corner

mukadaxxx
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i really dont know how i missed this its hilarious.


VurAngel2000 wrote
I’m kidding no one but myself
I used to have such luscious hair
But one by one they’ve disappeared
As if I rubbed my head with Nair
And now all that is left is what grows inside my ears.


this totally looks like me lol.  the hair cut the nose. lol.
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